My name is Nelson. I blog whatever the fuck I want. I am a mess of feelings and thoughts and likes and dislikes. the same as everyone else. maybe I'll show that here. I think I'm pretty funny.


22nd May 2013

Photo reblogged from The GQ Tumblr with 922 notes

gq:

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”
- Groucho Marx

gq:

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

- Groucho Marx

22nd May 2013

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sayakakyouko:

plays anime opening at your birth and anime ending at your funeral

I wanna be the very best […] See you space cowboy.

Source: sayakakyouko

22nd May 2013

Photoset reblogged from Sunshine-Cows with 1,097 notes

aaronntveit:

if you were going to be awarded for some other quality, achievement or special skill, what do you think you should be awarded for?

This guy reminds me of me.

Source: aaronntveit

21st May 2013

Photo reblogged from Taylor Coonska's Super Fine Blog with 40,156 notes

vaginashavefeelingstoo:

*whispers* did you mean John Green

but that sounds vaguely appealing. I’d read that book. I don’t care if it’s a trope people look down upon, that shit don’t matter.

vaginashavefeelingstoo:

*whispers* did you mean John Green

but that sounds vaguely appealing. I’d read that book. I don’t care if it’s a trope people look down upon, that shit don’t matter.

Source: stickyembraces

21st May 2013

Post reblogged from John Green's tumblr with 12,173 notes

What Books Did You Read in School?

fishingboatproceeds:

(Like, in say AP English or your freshman in college lit class.)

I am asking because we are thinking about the future of Crash Course and stuff. Okay thanks.

MOBY DICK OR THE WHALE. OH PLEASE DO THIS BOOK IT’S MY FAVORITE BOOK

Tagged: make john green find the thingjohn green

20th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from Frozen Banana Salesman/Child with 22,408 notes

that the world was gonna roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

but seriously cersei is fuckin everything up because she’s got such a big ego and such a puny brain.

Source: berryhudson

19th May 2013

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brb making my facebook statuses increasingly more absurdly complex and insane.

My most recent one:

Please read the following in the voice of Christopher Walken: “I was taking a stroll whilst considering that the sum total of all anguish must be equivalent to the inverse of the pleasure experienced during sex-fighting ~ whatever that is ~ when I realized that I should post this on facebook without regard for how fucking weird that is.” If you didn’t laugh you did it wrong.

Tagged: MAXIMALISMantiminimalismdescent into madnessinspiring confusion and chaos amongst those who are ignorant to the secrets of my mind.

16th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from i've a rhyme with 23,087 notes

valerieparker:

If you don’t sing both parts of this at the top of your lungs and attempt to tango by yourself at the same time

you are lying

RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNE

Source: davidferrer

16th May 2013

Photo reblogged from COFFEE AND APPLES SOLD SEPERATELY with 18,223 notes

coffeeandapplessoldseperately:

I remember theseeeeeee

NostalgiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH these tasted terrible. but they were fuckin dope.

coffeeandapplessoldseperately:

I remember theseeeeeee

NostalgiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH these tasted terrible. but they were fuckin dope.

Source: annunnaki

15th May 2013

Video reblogged from ☼ Elige Neon Skin ☼ with 73 notes

elige:

junkshoporanges:

A Higher Conscious Conversation (by Mynzah)

LISTEN

Watch the whole movie. fucking stimulating conversation. My Dinner With Andre.

Source: youtube.com

15th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from Frozen Banana Salesman/Child with 41,324 notes

lawless-flogic:

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - Official Trailer (x)

Obama fucking did it.

Source: tifferini

15th May 2013

Photo reblogged from No Deposits, No Returns with 37 notes

OHSHIT he hired the killer of Bruce’s parents. This probly isn’t real though. Or potentially the best joke in all of history.

OHSHIT he hired the killer of Bruce’s parents. This probly isn’t real though. Or potentially the best joke in all of history.

Source: eugenetrepanier

15th May 2013

Post reblogged from Sunshine-Cows with 76,462 notes

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

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When I was 4 I was on Sesame street too. I saw the arm up Ernie’s ass. I just rolled with it and talked about my yet to be born sister being in my mom’s stomach and the shoes she was gonna wear. I was a pretty chill 4 year old.

Source: sabrinagrimm

15th May 2013

Photo reblogged from Peano with 253 notes

felixinclusis:

Geoff Nees

Eyes.

felixinclusis:

Geoff Nees

Eyes.

Source: weissesrauschen

14th May 2013

Photo reblogged from No Deposits, No Returns with 8,389 notes

side-of-the-angels-sherlock:

amish-mafia-jimmies-overlord:

fendoffthedemons:

willshownomercyer:


Numbers stations are mysterious shortwave radio channels of indiscernible origin that exist in countries all across the world and have been reported since World War 1. They are identifiable by the unusual contents of their broadcasts: seemingly random sequences of numbers, words, letters, tunes, and Morse code, usually spoken by artificially generated voices of women and children. 
The most common theory regarding the purpose of these bizarre stations is that they’re used by governments the world over to secretly transmit encrypted commands and messages to spies. That said, even though numbers stations have been discovered all over the globe and in any number of different languages, no government has ever officially acknowledged their existence. While the espionage theory is a logical one, with no official confirmation of their purpose the jury is still out.
One particularly odd station, UVB-76, has existed since the late 1970s and has broadcast a simple, repetitive buzzing tone 24 hours a day ever since. On very rare occasions, however, listeners have reported a Russian voice interrupting the buzz to read out sequences of numbers and words, always in a consistent format — this happened once in 1997, once in 2002, once in 2006, 56 times in 2010, and 14 in 2011. As with all numbers stations, its true purpose is and will probably remain unknown, but the increase in frequency of whatever it’s doing is certainly odd.
You can listen to well over 100 recordings of numbers stations for free on archive.org but be forewarned that they’re all kind of, well, eerie. They feel like something you shouldn’t be listening to, which stands to reason since apparently you’re not supposed to know they exist.

This is so cool

The Swedish Rhapsody is easily the most disturbing of these. It plays what sounds like ice cream truck music, and a little girl says the numbers…

UVB-76!~

This is so freaky

But what’s weird is sometimes it uses NATO Phonetic spelling alphabet and I know the letters their using. fucking spies in an underground network of kidnapped sleeper agents. that’s my theory of the illuminati.

side-of-the-angels-sherlock:

amish-mafia-jimmies-overlord:

fendoffthedemons:

willshownomercyer:

Numbers stations are mysterious shortwave radio channels of indiscernible origin that exist in countries all across the world and have been reported since World War 1. They are identifiable by the unusual contents of their broadcasts: seemingly random sequences of numbers, words, letters, tunes, and Morse code, usually spoken by artificially generated voices of women and children.

The most common theory regarding the purpose of these bizarre stations is that they’re used by governments the world over to secretly transmit encrypted commands and messages to spies. That said, even though numbers stations have been discovered all over the globe and in any number of different languages, no government has ever officially acknowledged their existence. While the espionage theory is a logical one, with no official confirmation of their purpose the jury is still out.

One particularly odd station, UVB-76, has existed since the late 1970s and has broadcast a simple, repetitive buzzing tone 24 hours a day ever since. On very rare occasions, however, listeners have reported a Russian voice interrupting the buzz to read out sequences of numbers and words, always in a consistent format — this happened once in 1997, once in 2002, once in 2006, 56 times in 2010, and 14 in 2011. As with all numbers stations, its true purpose is and will probably remain unknown, but the increase in frequency of whatever it’s doing is certainly odd.

You can listen to well over 100 recordings of numbers stations for free on archive.org but be forewarned that they’re all kind of, well, eerie. They feel like something you shouldn’t be listening to, which stands to reason since apparently you’re not supposed to know they exist.

This is so cool

The Swedish Rhapsody is easily the most disturbing of these. It plays what sounds like ice cream truck music, and a little girl says the numbers…

UVB-76!~

This is so freaky

But what’s weird is sometimes it uses NATO Phonetic spelling alphabet and I know the letters their using. fucking spies in an underground network of kidnapped sleeper agents. that’s my theory of the illuminati.

Source: horrorfixxx