What Books Did You Read in School?
fishingboatproceeds: (Like, in say AP English or your freshman in college lit class.) I am asking because we are thinking about the future of Crash Course and stuff. Okay thanks. MOBY DICK OR THE WHALE. OH PLEASE DO THIS BOOK IT’S MY FAVORITE BOOK
brb making my facebook statuses increasingly more absurdly complex and insane. My most recent one: Please read the following in the voice of Christopher Walken: “I was taking a stroll whilst considering that the sum total of all anguish must be equivalent to the inverse of the pleasure experienced during sex-fighting ~ whatever that is ~ when I realized that I should post this on facebook...
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY When I was 4 I...
spacegiants: mensrightsactivist: (reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office) I didn’t realize this until this very moment but I do that all the time. I’ve been doing it my whole life. I live in a mockumentary of my life. this is some truman show type shit.
The type of young person that magazine writers come across most frequently are...– Every Every Every Generation Has Been the Me Me Me Generation - Elspeth Reeve - The Atlantic Wire (via sc0rnflakess) *standing ovation* (via fauxmosexualtranstrender) I still want to read that TIME article though. (via squatpilgrimvstheworld)
Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the...– Chris Brogan (via cityyandcolour) I literally tell myself this every time I find myself in a situation I don’t want to be in. (via bakefestatspliffanys)
I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard.– Unknown (via senshuk)
i hope when I get to heaven that oprah is god.
[[MORE]]johnny pemberton and stiles on the most recent new girl. this is just the best. and then a fucking DFW REFERENCE holy shit.
snorlaxatives: why be in the friend zone when you can be in chalkzone there’s a portal to chalkzone on my ceiling that I drew over a year ago.
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing....– Mark Twain (via elige)
Live in the now the way you want to live in the...
retroberry: WHAT IF I SAY I’M NOT LIKE THE OTTERS