May 2013
36 posts
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What Books Did You Read in School?
fishingboatproceeds:
(Like, in say AP English or your freshman in college lit class.)
I am asking because we are thinking about the future of Crash Course and stuff. Okay thanks.
MOBY DICK OR THE WHALE. OH PLEASE DO THIS BOOK IT’S MY FAVORITE BOOK
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brb making my facebook statuses increasingly more absurdly complex and insane.
My most recent one:
Please read the following in the voice of Christopher Walken: “I was taking a stroll whilst considering that the sum total of all anguish must be equivalent to the inverse of the pleasure experienced during sex-fighting ~ whatever that is ~ when I realized that I should post this on facebook...
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
When I was 4 I...
spacegiants:
mensrightsactivist:
(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
I didn’t realize this until this very moment but I do that all the time. I’ve been doing it my whole life. I live in a mockumentary of my life. this is some truman show type shit.
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“The type of young person that magazine writers come across most frequently are...”
– Every Every Every Generation Has Been the Me Me Me Generation - Elspeth Reeve - The Atlantic Wire (via sc0rnflakess)
*standing ovation*
(via fauxmosexualtranstrender)
I still want to read that TIME article though. (via squatpilgrimvstheworld)
“Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the...”
– Chris Brogan (via cityyandcolour)
I literally tell myself this every time I find myself in a situation I don’t want to be in.
(via bakefestatspliffanys)
“I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard.”
– Unknown (via senshuk)
i hope when I get to heaven that oprah is god.
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[[MORE]]johnny pemberton and stiles on the most recent new girl. this is just the best.
and then a fucking DFW REFERENCE holy shit.
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April 2013
52 posts
snorlaxatives:
why be in the friend zone when you can be in chalkzone
there’s a portal to chalkzone on my ceiling that I drew over a year ago.
“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing....”
– Mark Twain (via elige)
Live in the now the way you want to live in the...
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retroberry:
WHAT IF I SAY I’M NOT LIKE THE OTTERS
