September 2012
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“Existence is the ever expanding amalgamation of an infinite number of...”
– Sohail Desai (via lucifelle)
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BRB enacting harakiri | Writing challenge
Day 31: Epilogue: Write a letter to yourself.
Today’s the last day of the writing challenge. Hooray you made it. 31 days. since this letter is to myself, and only my future self will read it, I shall write it as something I want my future self to live by and remember. This will be filled with platitudes which only hold meaning for me and other contextless things.
READ ALL OF THIS. Go for...
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*has 10 books to read*
me: *buys 3 more*
I'm not on the level; I am the level | writing...
Day 29: Why are you here on Earth?
not a very difficult question. The endless multiverse of variables created the right situation for my meat-body to exist. Countless generations of human evolution convened upon my parents meeting and mating. I have survived because of low infant mortality rates and the high standard of health and comfort growing up in a middle-class family. I have survived...
How can I start a relationship if I hate everyone.
Fuck mindreading | writing challenge
Day 28: What is your biggest dream in life?
I have no great aspirations in life. Perhaps to slay my ego is my true number one goal.
Because my ego’s goal is to have profoundly undeniable recognition for my work, to create such masterful work that it’s worth is unquestionable. My ego’s other dreams are to fuck bitches and get money. The ego gets in the way. causes problems where...
Day 27: WRITERS FREEDOM: write about anything
Well fucking thanks for that direction, prompt.
I’ve been thinking about writing and if I want to write that I’ll want to do it without too much influence. Not only do I want to write original material but I want to write what I would write and not what I think certain good writers might write. I realize that influences will be there but...
late editing. go fuck yaself | Writing challenge
Day 25: Discuss something you planned that ended up not being what you expected.
I planned to go to stony brook and be content with a shitty school but I found out that it was actually much better than I thought and it’s also difficult to get in.
also I thought I could just apply and get in this 4 year masters teaching education program. that’s not how it works
I also thought that...
pikaballoons:
if you ever meet me in real life i am so sorry
sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize i’m fifty times cooler in person
accurate.
It's about to go down. | Writing Challenge
Day 23: Whats on your mind?
more or less it’s like this. OK so I am looking for this song I heard at Sunday’s monumentally boring party and it had something to do with dancing in the moonlight but it was a really old son which reminded me of sinatra but apparently isn’t him and not the song i keep finding which is either this good song by toploader or a lame song by thin lizzy...
I need to read | Writing Challenge
Day 22: Tell us what you did today. (times; start-finish)
~10:08 am Wake up crying from incredibly sad dream. Kahlil’s father looked to me, lost in a blur of emotions, and I had nothing I could say. I hugged him. Then Kahlil’s father said: “The fucked up thing is, man, I didn’t ask for any of this.” And in the dream I cried. And I woke up crying. I cried for a while....
lokimenow:
r3nly:
“legally blonde? you mean that movie about the dumb girl?”
that dumb girl
who studies really hard
and gets into harvard law school
and does really well in all of her classes
and gets a coveted internship
and impresses the toughest professor
and graduates top of her class
all while struggling against prejudice and preconceived notions about her intelligence and...
I already regret signing up for women's studies. |...
Day 21: Write about your best friend (not significant other) and what makes them special.
well I’m going to immediately derail this prompt. not like it matters.
What’s a best friend? I used to have one. in fact I’ve had 3 over the years. All 3 moved away. probably cause they hate me. that’s it. then I got over that whole ranking of friends thing. I have friends that I...
I am a bookaholic | Writing challenge
Day 20: Something you really enjoy doing
So I fucking like reading. Okay? I think that non-fiction is great for philosophy and understanding foreign/unusual perspectives and for informational purposes. I like a lot of philosophy and stuff in general so I read quite a bit more non-fiction than I would estimate the average reader might.
But fiction is where it’s at. Reality is fucking crazy...
Puns. Puns everywhere (not here though) | Writing...
Day 19: RANT.
i’m so upset. I’m outraged really. over this monotonous listless apathetic lack of rage I suddenly find myself needing.
BROOKLYN RAGE.
Okay. I just remembered something that’s bothering me. Not sure if it’s rant-worthy but let’s fucking do this. So normally, on Sundays I play in a magic the gathering tournament and it’s a lot of fun for me. Last...
Started sun also rises. Meh so far. | Writing...
Day 18: Someone you met randomly that’s made an impact on your life.
Gotta put a friend of mine known as Kickbush.
I had no idea that when we first met, that we would become such friends. I first met him at like midnight when I first met a bunch of other people because of my roommate. He came of as even more hipster than he already is, which is pretty difficult but he did it that night. He and I...
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Lana Del Rey and I should have sex | Writing...
Day 17: Someone with whom you shared a friendship/relationship that simply drifted out of your life.
Kevin Souza. We were kinda friends in elementary school. We both liked yugioh. He lived like 3 blocks from my house. he was one of the only kids I knew going into middle school. He was considered a lot cooler than me by the other kids. but so were most people in my middle school. more and more i...
Oh boy. fuck this. | writing challenge
Day 16: letter to the person you hate most/caused you a lot of pain.
fuck you. please leave existence. you don’t deserve to breathe. you’re not even a person. you’re a piece of shit who is entirely dependent on those you shit on.
you are worthless scum with no fucking sense.
you are a stupid cunt.
please die. soon.
My love weary heart cries out.| writing challenge
Day 15: A band/musical artist whose music impacted your life.
Odd future. Liking them made me cooler. some people acted differently towards me because they knew i really liked rap and specifically this cool new rap.
I feel like no single band or artist has really had a deep impact on my life but rather that a number of artists have had lesser but still meaningful impacts.
Black eyed peas and...
had to make up 2 days of this shit. | Writing...
Day 14: What attracts you to someone.
Personality-wise: Honesty > Kindness > Intelligence.
Seriously, I find myself attracted to people I think are unequivocally nice/kind. I think honesty is not necessarily an attractor but rather that dishonesty is an immediate reason for me to hate you and break up with you. I cannot abide by continuing a relationship with a liar. I am not talking about...
new teen wolf tonight! | Writing challenge
Day 13: Discuss some of the things on your bucket list.
of the 9 things on my list which I wrote over a year ago I have done one.
Go to an OFWGKTA concert(i still want to go to more though)
See an orchestra play live
See a live Broadway show
Have a fight with the toy Nerf weapons they sell in Target
Learn to play an instrument
Go skydiving
Go hiking for more than one day
Stay up 24 hours...
Not feelin' it. | Writing Challenge
Day 12: Something you hope to change about yourself and why.
I want to change my habits. I want to meditate and work out every day. I want to gain weight and be healthy. I want to work out and become strong. I want to be the gigantic muscly motherfucker that a man of my height can become.
I want to sleep at an acceptable time every night. I want to have a healthy diet of foods with vitamins and...
CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID
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gamblingemperor:
thedukeandthedauphin:
jelee-:
gamblingemperor:
kanye west creates an rpg called kanye quest that puts you to the kanye test
#where you have to retrieve the kanye crest from the kanye nest
this game is gonna be the kanye best
ive made a huge mistake
The final boss battle will be against his arch-nemesis, Kanye East.
cosmo tip #185
iamhemsworthy:
foxglovesandaconite:
plaguemetoanend:
when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
#if you’re feeling especially kinky try doing it in bane’s
your orgasm must be more severe
You have my permission to cum.
How dare kristen stewart ignore all my advances,...
Day 11: Something about which people seem to compliment you.
I kinda went into this last time. but whatever.
people say i’m fucking funny. Wouldn’t it be funny if i randomly shouted: “HOW DO YOU SPELL INGREDIENTS?!?!?!?” really loud and almost accusatory with emphasis on ‘you’
I think I listen to a lot of comedy and I watch a lot of comedy. much more than...
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“The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone”
– Scott Disick
I use my laptop far too much | Writing challenge
Day 10: Something at which you’ve been a champion or the best.
nothing. I am not great at anything athletic. I don’t really do many competitive things. I have won some minor tournaments of playing card games. One I still plan and one I do not.
But I never felt the best. Never the best in gym class at anything. Never the best at any game I play. Usually not even good enough to finish most...
good movie appreciation post.
some of my fucking favorite movies
American Psycho
Fight Club
Drive
Ocean’s Eleven
Lord of the Rings trilogy
Dodgeball, a True Underdog Story
Jumanji
Batman Begins. (but the other 2 are great too)
A Scanner Darkly
Pulp Fiction.
The Watchmen
V for Vendetta
Die Hard 1 2 and 4. never seen 3
Shawshank Redemption
Gran Torino
Princess Mononoke
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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fucking writing challenge.
09 letter to your crush/ex/bf/gf
there’s nothing to be said. What can be said about that which never was and never will be.
please never see me again. please remove yourself from my life as much as possible. I never want to see you or think of you again.
You only bring me despair. I wish to fully forget you. we’re not friends. please forget about me.
It is my greatest hope that we...
fuckin lamesters all o' yuz | writing challenge
my definition of love
to paraphrase a quote from a guy:
‘wanting you to make me happy is attachment, wanting you to be happy is love.’
basically love to me is the undeniable sensation that you want to do anything you can to make a person happy while also seeing them as much as possible.
when you think of them when you close your eyes because they are the best thing to think of....
i have to make up another fucking day | writing...
embarrassing moments
i’m gonna have fun with this one.
that moment when you pay a hooker to do a sexual act that she has never heard of. An expert hooker mind you. a mature hooker. the type who’s in business with people who have very specific very odd fetishes. and you have to explain it in full gross detail.
that awkward moment when you go to wipe your ass with the hand that...
