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I cried yesterday thinking about that lady who has only had cheesy potato bitse or whatever for the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:54:22 -0400

I cried yesterday thinking about that lady who has only had cheesy potato bitse or whatever for the last 30 years.

I get it okay. I don’t want to police what people eat. It’s guaranteed you’ll get fat if you do that though. But if you’re gonna get fat you can still eat better stuff than that while you’re doing it.

I mean she doesn’t even eat apples or oranges. I HATE veggies but cmonson How can you go even one whole year without an apple or orange without killing yourself.

and I kept thinking. 30 years without pizza or chicken

THIRTY YEARS.

i don’t know why, but it got to me. I just felt so sad for her imagining what it would be like to go without any of those delicious foods. Day after day of only eating cheesy potato bites. So many cheesy potato bites that her tongue has probably adjusted to them. It now recognizes cheesy potato bites as the normal environment for her mouth. it probly tastes like water to her now. She can’t even taste the one thing she loves and has fearfully clung to for the last 30 years.

there is such abstract suffering in this world. wtf.

can’t wait til I’m old enough to buy alcohol and guns so i can take kawaii pics of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:30:05 -0400

can’t wait til I’m old enough to buy alcohol and guns so i can take kawaii pics of myself with them and capri-suns and pokemon action figures.

gq: “The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:09:30 -0400

gq:

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

- Groucho Marx

aaronntveit: if you were going to be awarded for some other...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:51:22 -0400

aaronntveit:

if you were going to be awarded for some other quality, achievement or special skill, what do you think you should be awarded for?

This guy reminds me of me.

that the world was gonna roll me. I ain’t the sharpest...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:02:08 -0400

that the world was gonna roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

but seriously cersei is fuckin everything up because she’s got such a big ego and such a puny brain.

valerieparker: If you don’t sing both parts of this at the top...

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:15:42 -0400

valerieparker:

If you don’t sing both parts of this at the top of your lungs and attempt to tango by yourself at the same time

you are lying

RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNE

coffeeandapplessoldseperately: I remember...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:57:10 -0400

coffeeandapplessoldseperately:

I remember theseeeeeee

NostalgiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH these tasted terrible. but they were fuckin dope.

lawless-flogic: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - Official Trailer...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:24:00 -0400

lawless-flogic:

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - Official Trailer (x)

Obama fucking did it.

felixinclusis: Geoff Nees Eyes.

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:24:44 -0400

felixinclusis:

Geoff Nees

Eyes.

side-of-the-angels-sherlock: amish-mafia-jimmies-overlord: fend...

Tue, 14 May 2013 02:47:01 -0400

side-of-the-angels-sherlock:

amish-mafia-jimmies-overlord:

fendoffthedemons:

willshownomercyer:

Numbers stations are mysterious shortwave radio channels of indiscernible origin that exist in countries all across the world and have been reported since World War 1. They are identifiable by the unusual contents of their broadcasts: seemingly random sequences of numbers, words, letters, tunes, and Morse code, usually spoken by artificially generated voices of women and children.

The most common theory regarding the purpose of these bizarre stations is that they’re used by governments the world over to secretly transmit encrypted commands and messages to spies. That said, even though numbers stations have been discovered all over the globe and in any number of different languages, no government has ever officially acknowledged their existence. While the espionage theory is a logical one, with no official confirmation of their purpose the jury is still out.

One particularly odd station, UVB-76, has existed since the late 1970s and has broadcast a simple, repetitive buzzing tone 24 hours a day ever since. On very rare occasions, however, listeners have reported a Russian voice interrupting the buzz to read out sequences of numbers and words, always in a consistent format — this happened once in 1997, once in 2002, once in 2006, 56 times in 2010, and 14 in 2011. As with all numbers stations, its true purpose is and will probably remain unknown, but the increase in frequency of whatever it’s doing is certainly odd.

You can listen to well over 100 recordings of numbers stations for free on archive.org but be forewarned that they’re all kind of, well, eerie. They feel like something you shouldn’t be listening to, which stands to reason since apparently you’re not supposed to know they exist.

This is so cool

The Swedish Rhapsody is easily the most disturbing of these. It plays what sounds like ice cream truck music, and a little girl says the numbers…

UVB-76!~

This is so freaky

But what’s weird is sometimes it uses NATO Phonetic spelling alphabet and I know the letters their using. fucking spies in an underground network of kidnapped sleeper agents. that’s my theory of the illuminati.

spacegiants: mensrightsactivist: (reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the...

Tue, 14 May 2013 01:02:04 -0400

spacegiants:

mensrightsactivist:

(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)

I didn’t realize this until this very moment but I do that all the time. I’ve been doing it my whole life. I live in a mockumentary of my life. this is some truman show type shit.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 19:58:12 -0400

Holyshit.thissong.really.nowisnotthetime.

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:25:48 -0400

Holyshit.thissong.really.nowisnotthetime.

"The type of young person that magazine writers come across most frequently are magazine interns...."

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:12:17 -0400

“The type of young person that magazine writers come across most frequently are magazine interns. Because the media industry is high-status, but, at least early on, very low pay in a very expensive city, it attracts a lot of rich kids. Entitled, arrogant, spoiled, preening — those are the alleged signature traits of Millennials, as diagnosed by countless magazine writers. Those traits curiously align perfectly with the signature traits of a rich kid. Have you seen your intern on Rich Kids of Instagram? If so, he or she is probably not the best guide to crafting the composite personality of a generation that fought three wars for you.”

- Every Every Every Generation Has Been the Me Me Me Generation - Elspeth Reeve - The Atlantic Wire (via sc0rnflakess)

*standing ovation*

(via fauxmosexualtranstrender)

I still want to read that TIME article though.
(via squatpilgrimvstheworld)

If this doesn’t fit in with your blog, you’re...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:37:25 -0400

If this doesn’t fit in with your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog.

"Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re..."

Sat, 11 May 2013 04:03:32 -0400

“Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it.”

- Chris Brogan (via cityyandcolour)

I literally tell myself this every time I find myself in a situation I don’t want to be in.

(via bakefestatspliffanys)

“Make a radical change in your lifestyle and begin to boldly do...

Sat, 11 May 2013 03:16:17 -0400

“Make a radical change in your lifestyle and begin to boldly do things which you may previously never have thought of doing, or been too hesitant to attempt. So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservation, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more damaging to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun. If you want to get more out of life, you must lose your inclination for monotonous security and adopt a helter-skelter style of life that will at first appear to you to be crazy. But once you become accustomed to such a life you will see its full meaning and its incredible beauty.”

SUPERTRAMP

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Thu, 09 May 2013 00:47:56 -0400

gothslut: panasonicyouth: the best photoset in the history of...

Thu, 09 May 2013 00:14:00 -0400

gothslut:

panasonicyouth:

the best photoset in the history of tumblr

a true work of art

frame this in a museum

yes

I have crafted my okcupid profile with shit like this in mind. I think these a truly hilarious.

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Wed, 08 May 2013 14:43:28 -0400